Judging from the blissed-out expressions on their faces, most animal toys look to have a consciousness level somewhere between “peaceful” and “zombie.” Fine for the non-judgmental baby, but some adults would prefer a toy with a little more going on.
That’s why we love the Vilac’s Yoshitomo Nara My Sweet Dog Pull Toy. With an intense mien that’s anything but sweet, the dog will roll smoothly behind your child, glowering all the way. What slight has angered him? A lack of Snausages? Not enough walks? The agony of being anchored to wheels and a leash for all eternity? Maybe he’s just lonely.
Available at unicahome.com.