So you had a kid, and you don’t feel safe anymore puttering around town on your little mod Vespa scooter. Smart thinking! But you miss its cool retro styling, now replaced by the 700 million plastic objects around your house, in eye-searing primary kid colors.
But you can still have at least one thing that’s nice to look at: The Vespa Scooter Retro Rocker, groovy styling, painted in a frosty blue. Doesn’t this look nicer than some stupid horse? Yes, yes it does. It’s pretty small: just 25″ x 10″, and 16 inches tall. So it won’t take up a lot of space in your living room. Yet you’ll find your eye returning to it over and over again, caressing it.
Don’t worry, you’ll be back on that Vespa in no time. In the meanwhile, let this comfort you.


