I’m no fan of ironic t-shirts. But this one’s actually funny. Milkbomb’s “Congratulations! You get to sit near me” shirt is 100% cotton, available as a onesie or a t-shirt, short sleeved for those heading off to exotic tropical locales, long-sleeved for kids who spend the summers in San Francisco. Wring a smile from your fellow airline/train/bus passengers and maybe they won’t be shooting you evil “Can’t you control that kid?” looks when little one hits a crying jag two hours into a five-hour flight. And you’ll be supporting a local business, as the husband-wife team that runs Milkbomb designs from San Francisco.
This particular t-shirt design is available in sizes up to 6T which begs the question: “What kind of creep objects to sitting next to a six-year-old?”
“Congratulations! You get to sit near me” shirt or onesie, $20-24