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Children’s movies this year have been absolute crap! Wall-E? Hated it. Daughter hated it. Beverly Hills Chihuahua? An embarrassment. Igor? Please, we didn’t get past the previews.

Spend a few Saturday afternoons basking in classic children’s cinema instead, with the Vogue Theatre’s Free Family Movie Matinees. Starting at 11am the next four Saturdays, the Laurel Heights neighborhood theater screens four time-tested favorites: The Wizard of Oz (10/18), Shrek (10/25), The Muppet Movie (11/1) and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (11/8). Admission is free, and babes in arms are allowed, maybe even ecouraged.

The whole shebang is sponsored by UB favorite Commonsense Media, who knows a thing or two about good family movies. See you at the show–beware the flying monkeys!

The Vogue Theatre is located at 3290 Sacramento Street (at Presidio Avenue), San Francisco. Call 415-346-2288 or visit peerlessentertainment.com.

Along with meals in white-tablecloth restaurants and morning sex, you can wave goodbye to going to grownup movies once you spawn. Bringing a tot, even a quiet and tiny one, into a film guarantees almost as many glares as breastfeeding a three-year-old on a Muni bus.

So why not frequent one of the many baby-friendly movie showings in San Francisco? Great! Except, there aren’t any. The Red Vic discontinued its Bring Your Own Baby monthly showings (lack of attendance) and the Metreon shut down its weekly Reel Moms screenings. Things got so bad I personally resorted to attending preschool film events at the public libraries.

But I won’t need to watch those wavery filmstrips anymore, now that the Vogue Theatre has launched its Tuesday Baby Matinee series, a film fiesta for parents/caregivers and their young monkeys. Thankfully, they have avoided the Metreon’s mistake and are programming gentle adult fare instead of kids’ movies (which you can go to anyway, am I right?). The lights are raised, the sound is lowered, and no one’s going to give you the stink eye if your baby bursts into hysterics just as Patrick Dempsey lays one on Michelle Monaghan (oh, is that a spoiler? My bad). There’s not much room for strollers inside the theater so leave them at home if you can; or use the hourly parking at the JCC around the corner at California and Presidio and leave the stroller in the trunk. You bring the Junior Mints and I’ll share my Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.

When: Tue., 5/13, 11am; All Ages; Adults $7.50, Kids under 2 free.

Where: Vogue Theatre, 3290 Sacramento (at Presidio), San Francisco, 415-346-2274, Voguesf.com.